We had our office Christmas party last night and I won a spot prize. Normally the prizes on offer at our parties are pretty lame but this year I was rather surprised at the quality, considering the downturn in the economy. My prize was a carton of delectable tatuaje cigars. Although not a smoker, I

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I’m so excited having just found a store selling the best weight loss pills I’ve ever used. I thought they’d been discontinued so had to do a double take when I walked by the store window and saw them advertising the pills. Luckily I’m not the weight I used to be so therefore I don’t

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Normally I don’t remember my dreams, but last night’s dream was so vivid that I’ve been thinking of nothing else all day. In my dream I was a highly successful architect who was commissioned by the city to design and construct a metal building. I did so and went on to win numerous awards for

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It’s hard to say if it’s because of the downturn in the global economy or not, but people tend to be shopping around for things nowadays. And it’s great for the consumers that we are finally getting a bit more bang for our buck these days. I managed to secure cheap life insurance for myself

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My nephew is a prepubescent teenager who’s taken to wearing hip hop clothes in the hope that it’ll make him appear cooler than he actually is. His trousers are struggling with gravity, his t shirts are completely oversized, his sneakers are a concern for health and safety and if anything, he looks more of a

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